Bro Texts Random Guy About Making Earth Sandwich And Epic Win Ensues

Technology allowed this to happen, folks, and we'll be damned if it's not a better love story than Twilight. Also, while we're at it: should they have used flat bread for (flat earth) accuracy, or nah? 

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